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@Angel that's weird, I must be glitched because I put that exact outfit on and just got beat up and thrown out of a moving car :) @Alassin per your advice I went to a high level dating area and just broke up with 27 girls on my list.. lol which means I was dating 28 at one time. Is this how Hollywood operates? Jesus, that's exhausting! Also in this bizarro world, somehow you can call a girl down to a fancy restaurant, and even though she drove all the way down there just for you, when you dump her she disappears without a word! She doesn't wanna talk about things, she doesn't slap you and pour cheap liquor on you, she doesn't pull the chunky necklace off your neck, storm out and stalk you the next three years.. 27 dumpings WITHOUT INCIDENT!! Dude,I wanna live in that world! On the other hand I have 3 psychotic ex-gfs who broke up with ME but every time I see them around, they're like "You know, I just.. I just don't think this is working out.." It's like YEAH, I know, because you say this every single time you see me. You already dumped me for not calling you after 12 hours, and that was like 2 weeks ago, I was hoping you would get over it by now." It's brutal.. All three of them re-break up with me every time they see me, as if they're using the concept of renewed vows. Like they wanna make the break-up stronger lol.. Oh but there's always that 20 charm window they leave for me lol like "I know I'm a psychotic and I've dumped you like 37 times and everything but if you want to say something really sweet to me so we can start everything over.. I'll be here." Nah, I'll pass lol. I'm starting to have hangups and baggage, like pretty soon I'm just not gonna date NPC's anymore :D @Ember lol yeah I think I was taking the wrong prescription there, that was some strong shit that would make me forget unicorns made the switch.. now that I'm on the right medication I see what was really goin on. There's a bunch of normal horses driving around in Prius's with cone party hats, trying to pass themselves off as unicorns and pick up A-Listers as they walk out of the clubs in an alcoholic haze. They're preying on us, it's pretty sick, watch out. LOL anywayyyy yeah I'm thinking about making up a Facebook account I can use for this game. I know once I do, I can just do the same thing that got me my current twin, and I'll have another A-List clone walking around.. it'll be like that movie Multiplicity. Every clone will get dumber, and they'll all try to sleep with my girlfriend. I'm trying to think of a funny name to use for the new clone. I used to listen to this funny hip hop album called "Handsome Boy Modeling School" and one of the DJs used an alter ego graduate of that school called "Nathaniel Merriweather III" lol of course you're going to be the one dating me so I wanted to make sure you didn't hate that name. If you have something else in mind, let me know, otherwise, with your blessing I'll make Nathaniel happen.

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